They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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