I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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