There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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