did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do vagina's smell?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Never joke about your clitoris.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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