I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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