Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
