i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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