So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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