we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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