This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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