Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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