Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Who did Billy Mays play for?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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