ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
me + whiskey = a bad person
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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