Just took my morning after pill in the library
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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