so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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