Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
This baby is an asshole
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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