at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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