U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Farmville is her only friend.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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