Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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