That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
