Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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