Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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