.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's shark week go big or go home
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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