did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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