I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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