Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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