yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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