So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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