how can u be prego again
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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