lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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