Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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