Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
where am i from again
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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