i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
