I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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