My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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