this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
