Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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