Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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