we have officially lost it.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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