As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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