I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
how drunk are you?
Several
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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