dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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