I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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