idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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