Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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