Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
