My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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