i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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