let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
