Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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