no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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