i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize