so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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