: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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