he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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