she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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